Don’t Blame Me – I voted for Gore… I Think

My parents retired to Florida and all I got was this lousy President

Disney gave us Mickey, Florida gave us Dumbo

DON’T THROW AWAY YOUR VOTE……..
LET KATHERINE HARRIS DO IT FOR YOU

To you I’m a drunk driver; to my friends, I’m presidential material!

One person, one vote (may not apply in certain states)

I DIDN’T VOTE FOR HIS DADDY EITHER

IT AIN’T OVER ‘TIL YOUR BROTHER COUNTS THE VOTES

The election can’t be broken. We just fixed it.

The skies (wheeze) of Texas (cough) are upon you! (choke)

George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had

The last time somebody listened to a Bush, folks wandered in the
desert for 40 years